Really Funny Relationship Quotes
I discovered many famous love quotes while randomly surfing and I was quite pleased. There are tons of very funny sayings and humorous quotes covering everything about love and romance. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..
Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:
Captain Harrison Love: We were trying to dance. Alejandro: You were trying. She was succeeding. (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)
I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
When authorities warn you about the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learnt. Do not have sex with the authorities! (From the book BASIC SEX FACTS FOR TODAY’S YOUNGFOLK by MATT GROENING)
In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)
A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )
A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. (SANSKRIT PROVERB)
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )
Virginity can be cured. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
I am not one of those who do not believe in love at first sight, but I believe in taking a second look. (H. VINCENT )
To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )
DESIRE….better known as agony (DON GILL )
Everytime she sneezes I believe it’s love (From the song ANNA BEGINS by COUNTING CROWS)
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